The Fortune Teller Gives HOH Competiton Clues!

Posted by Julie

11:22PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #14 – IN 2011 AFTER THE RUN AWAY SUCCESS OF THE HUMILITARD JORDAN WILL LAUNCH A LINE OF HUMILITARD INSPIRED ITEMS INCLUDING THE HUMILI-CAR, THE HUMILI-FIER AND THE HUMILI-BAKE OVEN..LEAVE MY PARLOR ROOM..

11:17PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #13 – IN 2015 KEITH WILL LAND A JOB HOSTING A NEW DATING SHOW CALLED LOVE REJECTION BUT IT WILL BE SHORT LIVED AFTER ITS REVEALED HE TRIED TO DATE ALL 29 FEMALE CONTESTANTS..

11:11PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #12 – IN 2013 DOM WILL GRACE THE COVER OF 17 MAGAZINE WITH THE HEADLINE TOTAL DOM-INATION HE’LL DE-THRONE POP STAR JUSTIN BEIBER AS AMERICAS FAVORITE HEART THROB….

11:08PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #11 - IN 2015 EVEL DICK WILL START A CHRISTMAS TRADITION BY BRINGING GIFTS TO HEAVILY TATTOOED ORPHANS CHANGING HIS NAME FROM EVEL DICK TO OLD ST DICK…

11:05PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #10 – IN 2012 CASSIE WILL LAND A ROLL ALONG SIDE INTERNATIONAL MEGASTAR DAVID HASSELHOFF IN THE COUNTRAFIED BAY WATCH REBOOT RIVER WATCH…

11:03PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #9 – IN 2018 RACHEL WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A 9LB 6 OUNCE BOUNCING BABY BOY NAMING IT BOOKIE JR AFTER ITS PROUD FATHER, LEAVE MY PARLOR..

10:54PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #8 – IN 2020 ADAM WILL FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY AFTER INVESTING HIS LIFE SAVINGS INTO BACK SCENTED HEAVY METAL TEDDY BEARS FOR CHILDREN..

10:43PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #7 – AFTER TAKING 9 YEARS TO EARN HIS PHD BRENDON WILL SHOCK SCHOLARS AND PHYSICIANS ALIKE AFTER DISCOVERING THE CURE FOR AN AILMENT THAT PLAGUED HIM HIS ENTIRE LIFE ATHLETES FOOT..

10:39PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #6 – IN 2016 LAWON WILL TAKE NY FASION WEEK BY STORM WHEN HE LAUNCHES HIS HANDSOMEFIED LINE OF HATS, TIES AND JACKETS, LEAVE ME NOW..

10:24PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #5 – IN 2014 AFTER SLEEPING FOR 19 STRAIGHT DAYS AND MAKING NATIONAL HEADLINES IN A SLEEP STUDY KALIA WILL LAND HER DREAM JOB AS A MATTRESS AND PILLOW TESTER..

10:22PM FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #4 – ON OCTOBER 15, 2011 AT 3:42PM DANIELE WILL RECONCILE WITH HER FATHER DICK ON OCTOBER 15, 2011 AT 3;49PM THEY WILL GO BACK TO NOT SPEAKING, LEAVE ME NOW, LEAVE MY PARLOR ROOM..

9:56pm FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #3 – IN 2014 JEFF WILL DISAPPEAR FROM SOCIETY HE WILL BE LAST SEEN WANDERING THE CHICAGO STREETS MUTTERING ONLYTWO WORDS, CLOWN SHOES, LEAVE MY PARLOR ROOM..

9:47pm FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #2 – IN 2017 AFTER THE HOT MIAMI SUN BECOMES TO MUCH FOR HER TO BEAR PORSCHE WILL MOVE TO ANCHORAGE ALASKA AND BUY AND IGLOO WITH A ESKIMO NAMED ERNIE

9:42pm FORTUNE TELLER CLUE #1 - IN 2018 SHELLY WILL MAKE MILLIONS WITH HER BOOK HOW I CREATED THE PERFECT TAN AND HOW YOU CAN TO, REACHES #3 ON THE ALL TIME BEST SELLER LIST, LEAVE ME NOW…

9:39pm HELLO EVERYONE, GREETINGS HOUSEGUESTS I AM CRYSTAL THE BB FORTUNE TELLER IM HAVING A PREMENITON THE WINNER OF BB IS IN THIS ROOM WITH ME RIGHT NOW, EVERY TIME I LAUGH YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO COME TO MY PARLOR FOR A READING, AFTER EVERY FORTUNE YOU MUST LEAVE MY PRESENCE, IF YOU MISS A READING MY PREDICTION IS YOU WONT BE WINNING HOH, LEAVE BE GONE..